Lewis told me what happened to him in great detail.

I went to the library last night and while I was there Art and Lewis got in a spat that ended with Art throwing a plastic, toy airplane at Lewis's head.  When I came in the kids were both in bed and Ben was reading to Art.  Lewis was awake in his bed and immediately sat up.  He said, "Out! Out!" and I picked him up.  Then he said, "Mump!  Nown!  Nown!'  So we went downstairs.  Down and down until we got into the basement where he walked into the big cardboard box where the incident occurred, picked up the airplane and said, "Mump!"  I said, "Oh, you got a bump?" and he said, "Uh huh."  Then he gave me more detail.  He touched the airplane to his face and said, "Mump.  Ow."

It really is amazing how much can be said in one word sentences.
——  On another topic entirely….
Right now Lewis has pushed the bottom dishwasher tray in, opened the soap holder, reached in under the sink and pulled out the box of detergent.  He is planning on running the dishwasher, I guess.  My job just gets easier and easier!!!

Jessica voiemails transcribed.

Here are some more funny attempts at transcription by google voice.

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Donna Hello hello, this issue I need to take these kids out of here. We’re driving to the craziest and so I just keep raccoon anywhere. So this is gonna fall asleep so I think you need to get him over the moment, so if you can take a nap. So there it is. Meet us at mom’s or who call me and I’ll meet you at the afternoons. Okay, that’s, that’s bye.

Snow photos.

There was a pretty big snow storm today and we took advantage. Every time I play in the snow I think, “why aren’t we doing this more often?” Is fun! Probably cause suiting up two excited kids up in their layers of clothing is about as hard (and time consuming) as solving a rubix cube.

This morning we played and went on a walk. And then for dinner we actually rode our bikes (with bike trailer) 8 blocks south to Petpito’s mexican restaurant (it’s never all that tasty but it’s close and we got instant chips and salsa which makes kids and parents happy).


Art made a slide.


I’m working on building in igloo. All it needs is the roof part (the hardest part). I can only build it in spurts cause the snow has to be packable and today’s (and most snow lately) is too fluffy.


Jess pulling the bike trailer with two toasty children.


Recognize my handwriting?

Mom’s a Singer!!

The other night I sang with three other Music Together teachers at the nearby Global Market, an indoor market that has kiosks offering various foods and wares. We sang many songs that we teach in our Music Together family music classes and a bunch of other random tunes. It was fun.

Art and Lewis came along and were watched by friend and Si’s mother, Laurel (thanks so much, Laurel!). But I must say the kids did really well while I was occupied for two hours (!). Here’s Lewis patiently waiting while I get information from the leader of our group.

After the event the boys discovered these hats and swords at the Swedish goods kiosk. Art had a major meltdown about not getting a hard, plastic injury inducing sword that night, but we still managed to get home.

Oh my GOD! That was CRAAAAZZZZYYY!!!

What a whirlwind of a day!  We dropped Lewis off early this morning at Bubbe's so Art, Ben and I could go run a race.  Art has some new "racing" shoes that look just like grown-up running shoes and we signed up for a race to try them out.  Art ran a 1/4 mile and then Ben and I ran a 5k while pushing Art in the bike trailer.  That was really hard to do considering we are out of shape, Art is very heavy in there and it was twenty some degrees.  It took us about 36 minutes to run three miles.  Ouch.  The race-walker was ahead of us.  The whole time.  Art was the last kid to finish the 1/4 mile since he wanted to put on an extra sweater mid race, stopped three times and almost didn't finish (I said, "You just have to run to that sign down there!" and he said, "I don't want to," but then he did).  He exclaimed to Ben at the finish, "I ran the whole time, Papa!"  I love how simple a four-year-old's sense of achievement is.

Anyway, while at Bubbe's Lewis took an early nap for about an hour, but he was awake by 11am and we felt pretty confident that he'd go down later for some more sleep.  And after the big morning we thought FOR SURE Art would snooze.  Well, neither did which made for a crazy afternoon of frantic, maniacal children and frazzled, burnt out parents.  When Art misses a nap there's always an hour or so of really manic talking and buzzing around between 4 and 5pm.  Today was no different.  These are the days I wish I had a nickel for every time I heard "Mama?"  He just gets really wired and moves from one activity to another, and everything he does requires (at least in his mind) an audience or adult participant.  It's exhausting to hear the constant requests to watch him do things and to remind him over and over that I am not going to watch him do everything.  And then to keep his overtired, manic body from injuring his brother or himself or driving me crazy.  It's a hard period.  Often ends in a major meltdown over a lego tower falling over or Lewis breaking his train track.  Man, oh man.  Today the cause of the major meltdown was Lewis hitting Art on the head with a toy hammer.  That must have hurt.
And Lewis was in the manic act, too, being short on sleep as well.  But his method of destruction is constant whining.  And I mean CONSTANT whining.  Oh my God.  That was awful!  The whining is bad and really draining but even worse is the screaming "Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!" for every little misunderstanding or denial.  For example, let's say Lewis wants some water, as he did this afternoon in those sleep-drained hours.  I naturally got him a small, Lewis sized glass like I usually do, but he screamed "Nnoooooooo!!!!!" as if his fingernails were being pulled off (that's Ben's analogy) and practically threw the cup back at me.  He uttered something like "bug" and I finally lifted him up to the cabinet and realized he wanted a big cup.  Oh, God.  I'm trying to teach him to just say, "No, Mama" or something – ANYTHING – less freaky-outy, but this will be a slow process, I anticipate.  
At 4:30pm Ben and I were so desperate to get rid of these insane, sleep-deprived kids that we were willing to sacrifice a reasonable bedtime if they would just take a nap.  We tried to get them down even though it was very late, but it didn't work.  Probably for the best, since they were both in bed by 7:42, but we suffered those next couple hours.  Well, in all honesty it was pretty good for about 45 minutes while Art and Lewis were busy disassembling and playing in the boxes downstairs, but dinner got crazy again.  Lewis whining to be on my lap, Art wanting to then be on Ben's lap but squirming all over and then wanting to be on my lap but squirming all over.  I had to get out of there and left Lewis crying and screaming as I went upstairs to unwind for a few minutes.  
After Lewis took a bath while Art watched some nature show both boys did some more maniacal running around upstairs, wrestling and laughing and knocking each other over.  Art knocked Lewis over one too many times and Lewis got hurt, or at least upset.  Then it was both kids wanting me to read their books.  After I read to Art I went to Lewis and read him a book and he screamed about getting into bed.  Then I went back to Art and he decided he was going to get out of bed.  Oh, wait.  That's right.  Just as I was about to turn out his light he said he was hungry and wanted to finish his dinner.  WTF!!!!  Well, we obliged and he went back to bed after eating and asking questions and basically continuing his seemingly amphetamine-driven evening.  
Thank goodness they are asleep.  May they nap tomorrow!!!